Mission: To Clean "The Doctor's Lair"
Subject: Dr. Austin
Location: South Minneapolis

The new owners had moved in. The Doctor had promised to have the junk removed by Sunday morning. It was now Saturday night. Who could she call? She picked up the phone and dialed her friendly neighborhood Junk Squad Agent. Agent 001 - Code Named "Brant" - showed up at 9:30 a.m. Sunday morning. The coffee was ready. The junk was removed. It was now 11:30 and everyone was happy.
Mission Accomplished

Mission: Elvira's Octogenarian Outpost
Subject: Elvira
Location: Southern Suburbs

Our good friend Elvira had over 58 years of junk stored in her garage. She needed it cleaned out. (Her husband was in a nursing home, and how was her chance!!) A wash tub, a radiator, toilet seat stools, a horse bridal, records and a box of very scary looking stuff. (Contents withheld to protect the innocent.) The Junk Squad: We came, we saw, we removed the junk.
Mission Accomplished

Mission: The Junk Laden Lake Lawyer
Subject: Mr. and Mrs. Ravich
Location: Lake of the Isles

The lawyer and his wife had accumulated a basement full of collectibles and needed to get them out. Some of it was junk. Some of it was really nice stuff. All of it had to go, and it was breaking her heart. The Junk Squad was called in to evaluate the mission. Their conclusion? Make the client happy. The Junk Squad evaluated all of the junk and loaded their truck so that the junk was in the back destined for the landfill, and the good stuff was separated so that it could be donated to the Salvation Army. The wife was happy. The Salvation Army was happy. The Junk Squad was happy.
Mission Accomplished